COOOKIE!!!

Sometimes, when things get really grown-up and not in any good kind of adult way but in a way where you start thinking nostalgially about any past younger time in your life, it's time to cram some f-in' cookies in your cry-hole.

Some vegan cookies that rule:

The wizards responsible: Back to Nature (Incidentally, this brand name is also useful to shout whenever you need to dispose of something when camping. Just throw the item into the fire and say "back to nature!")
The magic they make: Chocolate & Mint creme sandwich cookies
The spell it casts: Oreos plus Thin Mints= love

The wizards responsible: Alternative Baking Company
The magic they make: Cookie of the Season: Coconut Macaroon
The spell it casts: You will never again let this season PASS OVER without these!

The wizards responsible: Smart Treat
The magic they make: Chips of Everything
Whuuuuut: Within an innocuous cookie exterior awaits a treasure trove of half-baked delights--choco chips, peanut-butter chips, nuts, raisins, and I don't know what-all else is in there. It doesn't matter. If you've ever been prone to inventing dream snacks whilst under the influence of any illicit substances, consider at least one of your stoner dreams answered. I emailed this company and told them I wanted to marry whomever invented Chips of Everything, and I got a very appreciative, non-alarmed email back, saying that might have been the best fan mail ever, but I still didn't get to marry the lady responsible for these delights. That's OK anyway because she's a lady.